"The longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize something is fucked up. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the resumé of a supreme being. This is the kinda shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude."